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Harem King's Collection: Turning Beastkins Into Desperate Wives!
by Ghoulard
[Warning: Mature Content]Chuck was a 20-year-old professional body pillow reviewer who spent his days testing anime waifu pillows for online stores. His life was pathetic, lonely, and consisted mainly of rating the softness of fictional girlfriends.Then truck-kun struck.One evening while walking home from another humiliating day of pillow fondling, Chuck got obliterated by a speeding delivery truck. Instead of meeting his maker, he woke up as a newborn in a parallel world... a very different one…
Keep Low-Profile for the Hidden Marriage
by Gu Pianran
After three years of marriage, they continued to treat each other with mutual respect. Following their divorce, he transformed into someone obnoxiously insistent. Yet Norris Moore sneered, "Get lost, I'd marry anyone but you!"
Master Fu’s Beloved Petite Wife Is Calling for Divorce Again
by Green
Su Yu had loved Bo Yunian for five years. She did not hesitate to break off all ties with her family to marry him. However, once Grandpa Bo passed away, she was framed as a murderer. She could tolerate it if the entire Bo family bullied her, but even this person who shared the same pillow with her did not trust her at all. She only received his cold shoulder, ridicule, and disgust. He even believed that she had the ridiculous motive of killing someone for the sake of receiving a huge inheritance…
Kiss With Mr. CEO
by Author_Shizu
Fate is a funny thing.A random stranger Chen Yi kissed to piss off her ex turned out to be the CEO of the Li Corporations?Chen Yi, the girl with impeccable beauty that could trample the heavens and devastate earth-eyes like dark shimmering brown gemstones, hair like a cascade of chocolate brown color. Skin pale like snow. Features delicate and flawless like a porcelain doll.Abandoned and wronged by her family, cheated by her ex, betrayed by her cousin...Sounds usual, doesn't it?But things take a…
A World Where Women Are the Rulers
by mattfuncool
Chase Norris was just your normal troublemaker in life given that he acted nothing more than a delinquent throughout his high school life up to the very end it was coming. No one ever believed he would do anything good with his life after finishing high school given Chase was going to have a long criminal record in his adult life.There were a few who believed him to do much more in life than others think given that Chase has a chance to be something else to the world than that. Yet it does not m…
Too Broke For Afterlife
by Chuck45Single
After dying from alcohol poisoning, 22 year old Parker Jones finds himself in the head quarters of Afterlife Ltd. - the company that takes the dead to Heaven or Hell. Although Parker is eligible for salvation, the cold-hearted and egocentric Gen Z-ler doesn't have enough karma to buy the mandatory travel pass. Parker is sent back to Earth as a ghost to earn the needed points. His mission? Become a likeable and helpful person with enough karma so he can finally go to Heaven.But one buggy app late…
Chuck daughter.
by Travis_LaRowe_4394
In the beginning there was Chuck and Amara until Chuck created another Goddess to live with them and he called her Eden. Amara grew jealous of Chuck's love for Eden and sought to destroy her. In order to protect her Chuck created the archangels in order to protect her. Then he created a garden just for Eden on a place he called Earth. Then he created man and woman. Eden loved her life and all of Chuck's creations equally.... Her life was perfect until the day it wasn't.
Cinderella in Chucks
by Jennifer_Kall
Ella wollte nie eine Prinzessin sein. Sie hasst unbequeme Kleider, versnobte Partys und erst recht die absurde Vorstellung, dass ein Ball ihr Leben verändern könnte. Doch als sie ausgerechnet in Chucks auf einem royalen Event landet, löst sie einen Medienhype aus – und plötzlich steht die Welt Kopf. Während das Internet sie zur rebellischen Cinderella erklärt und ihre Stiefmutter vor Wut schäumt, versucht Ella nur eins: ihren eigenen Weg zu finden. Doch zwischen königlichen Erwartungen, unerwart…
Chuck's daughter...
by Travis_Larowe_6281
Chuck's very first creation was his daughter Eden. She was the Goddess of life and creation. Chuck loved her immensely and she was considered a equal to himself and Amara. But Amara grew jealous of Chuck's love for Eden and sought to destroy her. So in order to both protect Eden and give the lonesome creation companionship he created the archangels. Then he created a garden just for Eden on a place he called her. On this Earth Chuck created beings that he called man and woman. Eden loved playing…
You Are Smothering Me，Handsome
by Hua Mulan
Her own sister set her up and stole her credit of honoring the family. That bitch even seduced her childhood sweetheart! Serena Norris swore she would take revenge! She and her male bestie came up with a genius plan for that. But wait, who was this hottie on her marriage license? She didn't just marry her best friend's uncle Derek Maynard by accident! Don't panic. Derek was actually filthy rich and super powerful! That was a bonus! Her enemies were going to get burned! Next step, a divorce. Howe…
Él es mi vecino (Lando Norris)
by DaviTH
Dalia Sainz, estudiante de ingeniería mecánica en la Universidad de Woking. Se mudó desde Madrid debido a que le concedieron una beca para hacer sus estudios fuera de casa. Su primo, Carlos Sainz, se la lleva a una de las carreras donde irá conociendo a varios pilotos. Tas su vuelta a casa, reconoce varias veces que su vecino de enfrente es el compañero de equipo de su primo Carlos.
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Supernatural Chuck's daughter.
by Carol_Quinn
In the beginning there was Chuck and Amara until Chuck created another Goddess to live with them and he called her Eden .Amara grew jealous of Chuck's love for Eden and sought to destroy her. So Chuck created the archangels in order to protect her. Then he created a garden just for Eden on a place he called Earth. Eden loved her life and all of Chuck's creations equally. Her life was perfect... until the day it wasn't.
Arrow Inferno
by Adjoaq
Stanley ‘STAN’ Norris vs. Ian ‘WILL’ Williams He liked him; it was as simple as that!Lt. Ian Williams is a young, carefree Navy Seal whose main passion in life is his job. On an official trip to Africa, he is completely blindsided by his attraction to a ridiculously hot, fun-loving, blunt, and uninhibited man. An attraction that spirals into an all-consuming sexual storm that shocks him to the core. And after a scorching night of sex, Will realizes that he can't resist this man’s animalistic cha…